South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

Southie Uniform

Worn by the women of Southie aka South Boston, this is a black crop top, light wash jeans, and either dirty air forces or black booties from 2016. Can always be spotted by Loco, Capo, Lincoln, and Broadway. Coined by the popular Boston Hardo Instagram page

Bro look at Becky, Emily, and Sara. They're all in the Southie Uniform tonight.

by southie6 April 17, 2022

Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.

(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Southie

Southie is the best person you will ever meet. He is kind, loving, funny, super competitive, etc. He loves to hang out with friends. He is tall, with long hair, and he is absolutely adorable. He thinks that your clumsiness is cute and laughs at your cringe jokes. If you ever find a Southie, never lose him.

Me: What's his name?
Friend: Thats Southie.
Me: Makes sense.

by avacadoisoloco April 23, 2022

Sluthole

A curse word to use when someone Is a slut and a asshole at the same time

My girlfriend is a total sluthole

by Mike conklong April 26, 2022

South Paw

this is really suppose to be Soft Paw... someone fighting with their weak hand and not dominant hand. soft and south sound alike and that's what they made out south paw. which really dishonor the king of the north where this comes from and we not talking about anything on tv. don't forget everything on tv and movies get their stories from real life. so basically this guy did so much damage with his weak hand which is his left hand and he is right handed. trying to take it easily on the guy and still really hurt him. so now everyone is scared of the thought of getting hit by his strong right hand when the weak left hand soft paw they made up crack this person jaw. i know he won't like the name soft paw, and not south paw for two reasons now legend says.

i hear a lot of boxers say they won't ever fight a south paw but won't explain why.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

southern apology

Licking the anus of the accused in an apology for accusations that turned out to be false.

Bre accused ol Arty of sleepin around. Now she's on her knees giving him the longest southern apology of her life.

by ArtoriusReptarthe13th April 27, 2022