Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018

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Milo Sandwich

The epitome of efficiency. A pre-prepared toasted slab of milo between two pieces of stale bread that has been allowed to cool to a stone cold state. Highly nutritious.

Antoine's milo sandwiches are foul, but he claims it's all he has time for.

by Guii August 5, 2025

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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

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Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

a meme from back in whenever the hell..

features Obama’s face on a grilled cheese sandwich.

Mm.. No, I don’t understand this.. grilled cheese obama sandwich.. my hear can’t take this damage..

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

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Bad Sandwich

When you've started something and don't like it but feel an obligation to finish it.

Person 1: I'm about to watch some more of this TV show I started recently. I don't really like it, though.
Person 2: Why continue to waste your time on it if you don't like it?
Person 1: It's like a bad sandwich. I've already started it, so I might as well finish it.

by 1251strokes November 20, 2023

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