have my back

To have one's back is to protect one from unanticipated matters, while one is attending to a particular function. This can be seen dramaticallyand concretely in the movie, "Gladiator." THE ACTOR forges an alliance when he suggests that three gadiators form a team by fighting off threats from different directions (fighting back to back.) He states: "We can fight together or die separately." Also, in the revolutionary war period, one of the notables said "We can hang together or hang separately."

Similar idioms would be HAVE MY BACK= "cover me," "fight back to back," "back me up," "play chicky for me," "keep an eye out for me," and "be ready to jump in."

by parceritahotlips April 14, 2009

tried my life

when someone suggests you do something so outrageous that it is an insult to your entire life.

Larry: Hey Jen, you wanna come over tonight? My parents are gone, and we can do whatever we like...
Jen: Uh...no. Not in your wildest dreams. You seriously just tried my life.

by missladylee June 23, 2009

Fuck My Tits

Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:

1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life

1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."

2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."

by emoysha October 14, 2009

your my world

someone who is everything to you, someone who means a lot to you and you love no matter what. someone you hope to never loose cause you would be nothing without them.

sophia, you are everything to me and i would be nothing without you, your my world.

by princessmady February 5, 2017

playing on my top

Playing with or trying to play sombody

“Hey you got some condoms?”
“Yea here u go”
“Mane these XS stop playing on my top”

by 1kVontae October 13, 2017

my name is jeff

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us

Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?

Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u

by Bartholomew Peanut December 17, 2014

My battery is low

It means it is starting to get dark and people will be sad.

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

by Opportunity February 16, 2019