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Fortnite Kiddo

9 year old with no vitamin D,hasn't touch grass for years,200lbs and no bitches.
Person 1(fortnite kiddo): I am crancking 90's
Person 2: U r fortnite kiddo.
Person 1:stfu u are trash i can beat u at fortnite.
by pacho53 August 29, 2022
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Fortniter

A person which they are addicted to fortnite and pay no attention to unsuspecting catfishers and rages over dying in second place on solo squads.
" dude, you gotta stop being a fortniter"
by Createrdaniel December 28, 2019
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Fortnite

Dogshit game and if you play it your gay
Hey I play Fortnite. Ok gay piece of shit
by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020
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Fortnite

A third person FPS video game that is developed by Epic Games and People Can Fly and also published by Epic Games. This game is really popular all over the world. The original game was Save The World, a zombie horde survival game and later on the Battle Royale game mode came out for free. The Battle Royale mode has a player base of 125 million, is FREE, and with its Unreal Engine it is the perfect 11 jear old magnet, so it brings many cringe with it on the internet.
*Mom* "Timmy it's bed time"
*Timmy* "BUT MOM I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE"

or

*Johnny* "AY TIMMY, wanna play fortnite"
*Timmy* "Sure"
by i_taunt_after_i_kill_u November 13, 2018
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Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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Fortnite

A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.
Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later

Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole
by Alois30 May 11, 2018
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Fortnite

A game that some think of as bad, some think of as good, I'd think of it as meh, but that's just my opinion.
In Fortnite, you build, break, and loot to survive. You must get guns to fight opponents, materials to build structures, and Healing items to get more health than your enemies. Currently as of writing this it is season 5, chapter 2.
Guy: Hey man, do you play fortnite?
Guy 2: Nah, it's garbage, its for kids, and anyone who plays it are retards.
Me: Well I think its alright.
Guy: Yeah man, stop being rude. Just because mainly children play it doesn't mean its garbage, and don't make fun of them for playing it. If they want to, you can't tell them to stop. If they enjoy playing the game, you are in no position to judge them for what they play. Just the fact that you would make fun of someone and call them mentally retarded makes me and many others look down on you, and essentially makes you a worse person than anyone on the game. Nobody cares about your opinions, so let others have theirs. I know you are probably a good person, but you need to put aside your pride, and look inside yourself. You would be mad if someone called your favorite game garbage, wouldn't you?
by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020
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