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David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.
"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"
by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022
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David

A potato disguised as a human.
David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.
by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021
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david spillman

the word “david spillman” is used when you are walking through the hallway at school and see somebody who looks extremely homosexual, and you don’t know what gender they are.
wow, that person looks like a david spillman. You don’t ever want to be caught with someone like that.
by bentley01morris December 26, 2022
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david

when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️
dive david
by djdnxncnfngn February 9, 2022
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joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
you're a total joshua david evans
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
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david louangsana

This super cute guy that is a big dick gladiator. Who also has a 50 lbs cock
thats a david louangsana
by Imsuperrpoopy November 20, 2023
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David

His a big soft teddy bear he has a heart of gold he would do anything for anyone he will make you laugh when having a bad day he is a good friend always there when you need to talk he always makes you feel comfortable

He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance
David is adorable
by Itz_angel_baby November 6, 2023
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