Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

city boy's small town

A large town or small city with a population between about 6,000 and 30,000. Such an area is often called a "small town", inaccurately, by people from much bigger cities. A resident of a true small town knows that "small" means having fewer than five restaurants and socializing in the only grocery store's parking lot.

William: "This small town doesn't have Olive Garden, there is only one Starbucks, and the mall is only one level!"

Chris: "You're in a city boy's small town. Where I'm from, girls put on makeup and fix their hair before going to Waffle House."

by Lavender12 June 19, 2015

temple city high school

bunch of Asians trying to act white . Bitches think they’re the shit . They fr talk all that smack but like talk to us when y’all can pass basic math .

People : oh you’re from temple city high school ?
Temple kids : yeah why

People : wow, how does it feel to come from a shit school

by Suckadickdickdickdick August 30, 2019

garden city middle school

garden city middle school is one of the most shittiest fucking schools in michigan, it’s filled with bum ass bozos who don’t shower and that act ghetto asf

person one- you go to garden city middle school?
person two- did you mean the nastiest school ever? yes i do
person one- oh shit well uhm true!

by thehottestbitchintheworld October 13, 2021

Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Kansas City Quick Step

The Kansas City Quick Step happens when you reach the moment immediately prior to an episode of explosive diarrhea.

Man, that Taco Bell had me doing the Kansas City Quick Step for half the night.

by J.Skellington January 18, 2022