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Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.
1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.
by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009
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ass slammed

I got ass slammed last night, and the dick was HUGE!
by bobo jack January 21, 2009
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Ass Clown

Another term for jackass. Someone that is weird and mentally jacked up.
Jesse- "He is an insane ass clown dead-eyed killer."
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sleep ass

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K-ass

(also spelled "chaas")

chaos and trauma

a back-formation from K-atic, popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show
"That was a shitshow. Total K-ass."
by _Citizen of the World July 25, 2016
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Cheeseburger Ass

1. When a persons bottom looks so good that you want to eat it like a cheeseburger.

2. When someone's butt is so well proportioned it looks like two cheeseburger buns smuggled in their britches.
"Damn bro look at that cheeseburger ass over there"

"She got that ass look so good make you wanna eat that bitch like a drunk person at McDonald's after the bars close"
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Ass Matic

"Bro did you see Katie"
"Yeah she made me Ass Matic"
by The scrublord April 5, 2016
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