The redundant sex that results after several years of marriage. It is not necessarily bad, just boring. You know she likes "this" and she knows you like "that" so all you do is "this and that". There tends to be no deviation from the set pattern after several years and all foreplay disappears. Undress, lie down, hump (only 1-2 positions allowable), and done.
Me: "I wanted to 69 with the wife last night and get out the ropes but all I got was married sex."
Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"
Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"
by married man May 11, 2009
Get the married sex mug.How do gay guys have sex? Like everyone else, it all falls under personal preference. Sex is really such a personal and intimate act that no one answer would fit for everyone, but here are a few particulars to consider ...
BODIES. We sometimes forget that the entire body is an erogenous zone. Sensitive areas include the face, ears, neck, arms, chest, belly, back, butt, and thighs, back of knees, calves, feet and toes. The entire body can be used to excite a guy. Rubbing bodies together is very stimulating.
FINGERS. Fingers can be delightful to use on those guys who enjoy penetration (not all gay men do).
HANDS. Running hands up and down a lover's body will often elicit electric responses of passion. From light caresses down the back to deep rubbing across the butt, caressing is an important aspect to sex.
MOUTH. Kissing is a good place to begin and a very important part of sex. Kisses come in different styles depending on the person, the mood and the moment. Tiny, soft kisses tantalize and intrigue. Deep, open-mouth kisses with tongues entwined convey a depth of passion and longing. Kisses are appropriate for any part of the body, wherever one feels the urge to place them, lightly or with trailing tongues. Gently nibbling or sucking on a penis is enjoyed by most gay guys and most often results in orgasm.
PELVIC AREA. Rubbing genitalia together is a great way to have fun with your lover.
ANAL SEX. Anal sex can include anilingus (licking the anus) and/or penetration with the penis. Some gays love anal sex, others do not. Like everything else, it's all personal preference.
MUTUAL MASTURBATION. Some gays enjoy mutual masturbation. Lying while facing each other, simultaneously rubbing and touching each other's penises can be educational as well as enjoyable.
Sex is all about love and pleasure.
NOTE: Many of these things can be a part of straight sex. Many straight men enjoy anal stimulation via dildo or hand, usually given by his girlfriend.
BODIES. We sometimes forget that the entire body is an erogenous zone. Sensitive areas include the face, ears, neck, arms, chest, belly, back, butt, and thighs, back of knees, calves, feet and toes. The entire body can be used to excite a guy. Rubbing bodies together is very stimulating.
FINGERS. Fingers can be delightful to use on those guys who enjoy penetration (not all gay men do).
HANDS. Running hands up and down a lover's body will often elicit electric responses of passion. From light caresses down the back to deep rubbing across the butt, caressing is an important aspect to sex.
MOUTH. Kissing is a good place to begin and a very important part of sex. Kisses come in different styles depending on the person, the mood and the moment. Tiny, soft kisses tantalize and intrigue. Deep, open-mouth kisses with tongues entwined convey a depth of passion and longing. Kisses are appropriate for any part of the body, wherever one feels the urge to place them, lightly or with trailing tongues. Gently nibbling or sucking on a penis is enjoyed by most gay guys and most often results in orgasm.
PELVIC AREA. Rubbing genitalia together is a great way to have fun with your lover.
ANAL SEX. Anal sex can include anilingus (licking the anus) and/or penetration with the penis. Some gays love anal sex, others do not. Like everything else, it's all personal preference.
MUTUAL MASTURBATION. Some gays enjoy mutual masturbation. Lying while facing each other, simultaneously rubbing and touching each other's penises can be educational as well as enjoyable.
Sex is all about love and pleasure.
NOTE: Many of these things can be a part of straight sex. Many straight men enjoy anal stimulation via dildo or hand, usually given by his girlfriend.
When two gay guys love each other, they have gay sex!
As opposed to straight sex, there are no vaginas involved. Otherwise the two are very similar.
As opposed to straight sex, there are no vaginas involved. Otherwise the two are very similar.
by Sidney87 October 18, 2008
Get the gay sex mug.1. The act of being conflicted between engaging in sex and sleep. 2. The act of having sex while asleep (but yet still consensual).
Bernard has had a long day at work and is exhausted. He goes to sleep yet wants "affection" from his fine ass women. While asleep he moves her hand over his penis with a movement that says stroke me and then begins to snore. He is sleep sexing again. Girl, my man was sleep sexing again.
by La'Reesha July 18, 2015
Get the Sleep sex mug.AKA Flumping.. (noun) The Act of infact ART of secreting The confectionary Product known as "Flumps" about the person of a sexual partner (Or Flumpee), before during or after Sexual congress with you (the Flumper). The game should be played over the course of a minimum 4 days with a possible 5th in the event of a tie break situation or "Flump Off", Though is not essential it be limited to these time scales and in fact can be played and infinate number of times or till reaching an age where the sex stops happening and your just throwing Flumps at one another that is probably the natural time to call it a day. Flumping is infact banned in most care homes due to "Inmates" or Residents as they are also known waking up with white sticky stains leading them to think they had infact miraculously re-started puberty.
That marvellous image aside.
The Aim of "Flumping" or "Flump Sex" is to affix as many Flumps to the Flumpee by way of licking one side of it and letting it stick to the person, Points are awarded as such:
10 points for a Flump to the Arse or lower back,
15 for the Neck or Shoulders,
20 for the legs or arms,
30 for chest or head,
Flumps stuck to Nipples or Ballbags count as an automatic win.
N.B. only Flumps still stuck by morning will be scored as winning flumps
Known Celebrity Flumpers:
David Bailey
Will Smith
Aristotle
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Dante
Zooey Deschanel
Leonardo
Dara O Brien
the late Sir Jimmy Saville
That marvellous image aside.
The Aim of "Flumping" or "Flump Sex" is to affix as many Flumps to the Flumpee by way of licking one side of it and letting it stick to the person, Points are awarded as such:
10 points for a Flump to the Arse or lower back,
15 for the Neck or Shoulders,
20 for the legs or arms,
30 for chest or head,
Flumps stuck to Nipples or Ballbags count as an automatic win.
N.B. only Flumps still stuck by morning will be scored as winning flumps
Known Celebrity Flumpers:
David Bailey
Will Smith
Aristotle
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Dante
Zooey Deschanel
Leonardo
Dara O Brien
the late Sir Jimmy Saville
"How did the date go Rachel?"
"Not bad he pretty fit, nice lad, dead funny, massive cock there was just one thing though... have you ever had anyone use Flumps on you during sex?"
"WHAAAAT... erm.. no?!"
"Hmmm I thought not.. he said it was this game.. it was big on the internet and that I should try it, I might like it.. I feel so stupid now.. I've showered and everything but cant get them off.. Look!"
"OH MY GOD.. your nipples.. we should ring for an ambulance... he must've been one hell of a flumper"
"thats just it... it was the best god damn Flumping I've ever had"
---Racheal looks pensively out of the window, smiling fondly....... Fade to black
Disclaimer: Inserting a Flump in any orafice with or without telling a partner is considered bad form and is not allowed by the rules of the official Flump Sex governing body C.R.U.C.P. (Carnal Relations Using Confectionary Products) and may well result in you having to call the Tyne and Wear Ambulance Service which will no doubt amuse them as they often need a laugh but it may not help you too much if you have a sticky marshmallowy discharge from somewhere unsavoury and live in Derby.
"Not bad he pretty fit, nice lad, dead funny, massive cock there was just one thing though... have you ever had anyone use Flumps on you during sex?"
"WHAAAAT... erm.. no?!"
"Hmmm I thought not.. he said it was this game.. it was big on the internet and that I should try it, I might like it.. I feel so stupid now.. I've showered and everything but cant get them off.. Look!"
"OH MY GOD.. your nipples.. we should ring for an ambulance... he must've been one hell of a flumper"
"thats just it... it was the best god damn Flumping I've ever had"
---Racheal looks pensively out of the window, smiling fondly....... Fade to black
Disclaimer: Inserting a Flump in any orafice with or without telling a partner is considered bad form and is not allowed by the rules of the official Flump Sex governing body C.R.U.C.P. (Carnal Relations Using Confectionary Products) and may well result in you having to call the Tyne and Wear Ambulance Service which will no doubt amuse them as they often need a laugh but it may not help you too much if you have a sticky marshmallowy discharge from somewhere unsavoury and live in Derby.
by C.R.U.C.P HQ February 19, 2012
Get the Flump sex mug.A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
by whipsnape September 12, 2013
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