Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush

Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair

by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019

long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.

“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”

by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023

hair

Something that eleven from stranger things doesn't have in season 1

"Wow, that girl has no hair"

by Yusairao February 1, 2021

Bubic Hair

The hair that grows on a woman's breasts (or a man's moobs).

The producers of Lost decided Hurley would forever keep his shirt on when they got one look at his bubic hair.

by Cyanide Cupcake August 25, 2011

lucas hair

looks like a lions mane ussally a wig and blonde especialy for dutch children.

oh he has a lucas hair

by LILSoMALIANman69 May 22, 2022

Rich boy hair

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius

"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017