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Wake n' Cake

Wake n' Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.

tags: wake, cake, blow, Jewish, Monday, Adderall, meditation, morning
All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.
by jASDizzlE April 14, 2014
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Fresh N' Tasty

Falls under the same chain of drinks as Faygo. A cheap imitation of Minute Maid and Tropicana juice.

However, it tastes and looks like clown piss.
They only sell Fresh N' Tasty at carnivals.
Fresh N' Tasty was brought to my birthday party by a clown.
by Discofan June 24, 2011
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Homo-n-shit

Acting like a homosexual. Usually a disclaimer before doing something sexually questionable.
Hey bro, not homo-n-shit, but could you spray some suntan lotion on my back?
by Perm729 October 4, 2010
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Bake n' Bathe

To smoke marijuana while taking a shower at the same time... Especially when u take a hot shower ur pores open up causing the smoke to get through them making u so high
Person 1:Dude i feel fresh and baked dawg

Person 2: Muthafuka did u just Bake n' bathe
by Pivotsid January 31, 2010
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N word pass

The most valueable treasure anyone can get, it give u the right to say nig.....
Oh my god! Chad just got a N word pass from Marlin!
by Westvagina March 16, 2019
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Roll-N-Go

To sleep in until the absolute, very last moment in which you only have time to literally roll out of bed and out the door to work. You will usually appear half asleep with messy hair and hopefully your socks will match.
"Hi Chris, sorry i dont look better, it was a roll-n-go kind of morning"

"come on, we don't have much time, roll-n-go!!"
by J9K9 May 20, 2010
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Hit N' Run

When you hit someone and run off which leaves them hurt and mad, often making them chase you and tackle you down.
John: i hit someone and ran
Jon: So did I
John: OH! We both did a Hit N' Run!
by TaylorHasRocks September 12, 2015
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