when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed
by sloth_love November 5, 2009

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.
by Colbert Viewer February 28, 2008

Describes someone who is spoken of as attractive, but outside the context of a roller derby bout they are fair to slightly below average in appearance. Due to the limited options available, and the preponderance of rather rotund and portly players, any female who is under 145 pounds shoots up in rating, disproportionate to their actual attractiveness.
Occasionally occurs after sleeping with a derby girl, and then seeing her when you are sober, the next morning.
Refers to the overly hyped appearance of badly tattooed females who would not make the cut to be aspiring Suicide Girls.
Occasionally occurs after sleeping with a derby girl, and then seeing her when you are sober, the next morning.
Refers to the overly hyped appearance of badly tattooed females who would not make the cut to be aspiring Suicide Girls.
"Wow Suzy Streetrod is really cute."
"Nah, I ran into her in a bar last week, and she has a face that can stop a clock. She is just derby hot."
"Nah, I ran into her in a bar last week, and she has a face that can stop a clock. She is just derby hot."
by RickDeckardofCards October 1, 2009

synonym for God! Stems from phoebe-foo, who is everywhere all the time, created by Hot Dana and God number 2
And on the third day, Hot Dana created the Remington Bolt action rifle so man could protect hiself from the dinosaurs.
by God number 2 February 21, 2005

That bitch pissed me off when she cheated on me so i bought some duct tape, taped her mouth shut and pissed up her nose. She wont cheat on me again.
by pete March 18, 2004

by MC "coolboy" homie gangster June 11, 2006

what michael moore has had too many of
by kkaatt July 20, 2008
