my mean coworker who calls me a horse girl. Even though I'm not a horse girl. He is a gamer who bullies people. And he's a softie who will not admit it. A good guy who likes bullying his coworkers and owns an "I love hot moms" lanyard
by Pandisaster October 8, 2021
Get the Alexmug. The biggest dick man i’m talking he has to hang it over his soldier and he is very sexy and needs a big booty latina in his life
by Imortalz.net fans aka everyone November 19, 2023
Get the Alex Vazquezmug. 
Someone who owns an IP logger, will IP log you at any cost. He is the person you go to if you need someone's IP ADRESS. It's harmless don't worry. He is the troll.
by theswagyyboy123 December 2, 2021
Get the Alexmug. It is a type of person that is not actually that fat, but seems to be because of his posture, actions and words
A rare word that can be used as a noun, verb and adjective
A rare word that can be used as a noun, verb and adjective
Noun: Fuck me, the whale is nearly the size of Alex Cowley
Verb: Oooh, Crawsh is being cowleyd rn
Adjective: The seal is really Cowley
Verb: Oooh, Crawsh is being cowleyd rn
Adjective: The seal is really Cowley
by Radley insider January 26, 2020
Get the Alex Cowleymug. by Fat whopper November 9, 2021
Get the Alexmug.