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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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banana cookie pie

abbreviated bcp
by nathannathannathannathannathan February 9, 2021
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Meme pie

When you mass text a bunch of memes to a friend in one message.
You just sent me a meme bukkake .
No man. Meme cream pie !

Meme Pie !
by Spazzhat June 3, 2018
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reach around the pie

The act of anal sex while in the missionary position. Since the penetrating party must “reach around” the vaginal area of the other participating party, the name is a given.
Bill: Oh, that girl loves it in the ass...
Matt: But I heard she’s a total starfish.

Bill: I just had to reach around the pie.
by PieReacher January 9, 2018
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Golden pie

1) Portmentau of golden shower and a cream pie.

2) When you pee inside of another person
Damn bro, I gave Becky a massive golden pie last night and it was spilling out the sides.
by Goldenpie69 July 21, 2019
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Cherry Pie

When a female is menstruating and partakes in the act of cunnlingus
Guy 1: Brooo I had the best cherry pie last night
Guy 2: dude, you’re fucking disgusting
by NotMyGuvy September 5, 2021
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Cherry Pie

to creampie a woman while she’s on her period.
guy 1: God, Veronica looks so hot today. Sucks she’s on her period.

guy 2: Just give her a Cherry Pie.
by terminally July 30, 2022
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