Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.

How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?

by Blobby27 November 13, 2014

Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Donkey car

When a bunch of circus Mexicans pack theirselves into a tiny car!

Them niggas just pulled a donkey car!

by Boombang! May 10, 2014

Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.

You bought a miata? That's such a hairdresser car

by Tray678 August 25, 2021

Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.

Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"

by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024

Car Pong

A game that desperate teenagers play when they can't find a table for ruit. The game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. You then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the passanger and driver side door respectively.

I heard you and your boys played Car Pong at Brett woods last night.
Yeah dude, shit was ragein.

by gmasterflex June 26, 2010