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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022
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Sustard Monkey

An annoying teenager british lad that screams at you all the time
Yo dude this sustard monkey yelled at me in gorilla tag!
by 💀☠️🤡💀clown November 13, 2022
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Mayonnaise Monkey

The white person's N word
P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"
by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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Monkey slave

Monkey slave is a term to describe somone who is black with furr and complete all your demands without hesitation
by Danielklippfors January 14, 2022
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Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
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monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode
Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog
by augugu October 10, 2022
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