May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

by TesticleTim May 17, 2022

May 17

It’s national send a tiddy pic day

Yoo it’s may 17 national send a tiddy pic day

by Uknwn32 May 17, 2022

May 18

May 18
Get nudes day, who ever has their birthday on this day, will receive your nudes

Girl: “hey your birthday’s today?”

Guy: “yeah, it’s may 18”

Girl:*send nudes*

Guy: “thanks”

by Urban definor May 17, 2022

May 18th

National kiss your girlfriend day

Imma go kiss my girlfriend, it's May 18th national kiss your girlfriend day

by Jdhjdjddjdj May 17, 2022

May 18

Send nudes day, if your birthday is today everyone has to send you nudes

Girl: “is your birthday may 18?”

Guy: “yeah”

Girl: “get ready then😋”

by Urban definor May 18, 2022

May 18

National soapy tittie pic day

Have yo girl send you a soapy tittie picture for free

Boy: heyy it's may 18 you know what that mean

Girl: ugh finee🙄

by G🔯74.FLIP🔯D May 18, 2022

May 23

Boys that are born on May 23 are the best boyfriends. They are funny,cute, can cook, athletic and have a good personality.

"Wow!!!! hes born on May 23, he must be a good boyfriend"

by A-boogerboo May 18, 2022