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treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024
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Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023
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Search Google or type a URL

YOU ARE BEYOND A DEADLY STATE OF BOREDNESS!!
The act of typing the light gray text in the search bar of google
"Bro, i'm so bored!"
"Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
"yep"
"Tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"
"yep"
"Have you tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/"
"yep"
"AHA! Have you tried /;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq"
"yep"
"Open Google"
"AHA! I've got it! Try Typing what it says there in the search bar"
"Okay! I'll try 'Search Google or type a URL"
by BOREDOM MASTER December 8, 2023
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college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them
1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
by poppa pill March 22, 2024
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Search Google or type a URL

You're so bored that you're just typing rubbish into your computer.
"GAAH IM SO BORED"

"Me too."

"i literally just type Search Google or type a URL in google thats how bored i am"

"damn you really are bored"
by im a random bored guy April 17, 2024
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gray goggles

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.
“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now
by Thayer Menace May 15, 2024
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Davis Goggles

When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.
Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.
by bigleftnut49 May 29, 2024
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