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The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.
"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"
by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018
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Chris

Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.
Chris will never let you get hurt accept if there's clowns.
by Letty Montrose April 23, 2019
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Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"
by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022
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Hate chris

Which means when a GILBERT understands everything about you and appreciates you
by Sghhhhh September 29, 2021
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Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
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Chris-ing

(verb) to correct someone with obnoxious facts that are both unnecessary and untrue.
"Well ACTUALLY that's incorrect, it really means..."
"Dude, stop Chris-ing. That's not even right."
by killmeeeeeee January 23, 2017
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