play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.

I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!

by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

Micheal - PS3 Long Live Play

A live-action PlayStation advertisement featuring many video game characters, including Nathan Drake from Uncharted, Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy XIII, and more. The was the commercial who showed us that game companies can give characters souls, but it's the players that can make the characters into heroes.

Person 1: Have you guys seen the Micheal - PS3 Long Live Play ad?
Person 2: Yeah! It's amazing!
Person 3: Honestly, it's one of the best video game commercials ever.

by Estella-Luna-12 April 24, 2022