Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022

Michael Harris

The North Adams ¨Diddy¨ he is know for showing his erect genitals and phrasing they as ¨A little over 8¨

Michael Harris is a little over 8¨.

by jimbo 812223 September 16, 2025

Michael Gennrich

Master and f the homework and twitch

Michael Gennrich has much money

by JG_BoosT November 16, 2023

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael Jackson's children

Michael Jackson had 3 children, a set of twins- a boy N a girl, and a baby girl .

He had them with his Only wife HildaHvshki before she was immortalized 1994 , her name is Perpetua-Felicidad.

Michael Joseph Jackson's children is 3.
Michael Jackson have Twins.
Michael Jackson's children are wealthy.

by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021

michael mihalovich

savage badass great taste in music

michael mihalovich is badass

by ghhfy May 4, 2018

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021