John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym

My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.

by John Resnover III May 4, 2022

Sir John A High

The pinnacle of average high school education, nicotine feinds and drug use. Filled with crackheads, rednecks, middle class hockey players and shitty teachers, this high school beats the rest by its diversity of middle class white kids and a few exchange students. While on the outside of the school in the student parking lot you will find on the daily burnouts, drifting, seshing and fiends roaming around begging for nicotine.

“Yo you go to sir John a high? Yeah I do!”
“Do you have any nicotine on you? Ah you must be from sir John a”

by Mexico123 January 25, 2020

Fort St. John

a city in Northern BC where people who work at Tim Hortons are paid $15/hr and where the ratio of men to women is 3:1. Most people can't wait to move away but the weird magnetism of the money draws many back (if only to pay off some debts).

see also:FSJ The John brocket

Joe: I need some money, badly.
Kwame: Go to Fort St. John, I made $2000 working full-time at Tim Hortons in ONE month...
Joe: Sweet!

by Lady Kissinger December 21, 2008

Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".

Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic

by Jake February 2, 2005

John L. Sullivan

John L. Sullivan is the manliest man to ever live. He is known to many as one of the pioneers in the sport of fisticuffs or bare knuckle boxing. He was the original heavyweight champ and toured offering to knock anyone out for money. His all time record only inclued 2 losses. he also had a handlebar moustache that ranks with the greatest of them.

John L. Sullivan was the greatest fighter who ever lived and the pinnacle of manliness.

by MrPersp3ctive August 28, 2007

John James Parton

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

john bowne highschool

Aka the school that host the other half of the Asian’s population. Most of the kids are potheads but we lit af. Also the school where u can find a principle sexual assaulting the faculty. But u can always remember that the scanners are cheap af and never work.

John bowne highschool equals all that are listed knives, guns, weed, and scanners that never work

by Ogga booga nigga nigga June 21, 2019