The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it
P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.
by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017
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Definition: Having the potential emotional and reputational (and perhaps even STD) consequences of actual sexual activity without being actually penetrative or generally considered sexual activity.
Definition: Having the potential emotional and reputational (and perhaps even STD) consequences of actual sexual activity without being actually penetrative or generally considered sexual activity.
For instance - “We didn’t have sex or even play ‘just the tip’, but it was fuck adjacent enough that had my man found out, it would have not been a good look.”
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by Franklin Longbottom December 6, 2012
Get the Fuck-wrinkle mug.To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.
"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"
"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"
"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"
"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"
"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"
by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012
Get the test-fuck mug.An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.
Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"
GME: "A million and fuck, man."
Or:
Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
GME: "A million and fuck, man."
Or:
Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
by tmon March 17, 2011
Get the a million and fuck mug.A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.
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