fuck shovel

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.

Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.

by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010

Fuck frog

A fucked frog is the worst type of friend you can have, it will tell your mother you are taking illicit drugs, it will tell your teacher that was you who draw the penis in the the white board at school. A fuck frog is a total cunt that is always looking with his big open 180 degrees eye sight to catch someone doing something bad to expose straight away.

Mum: Well Eric, have a great time at Stacy’s party!

Eric: Thanks mum.

Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight

Eric: oh you fuck frog

by Ericthekid100 June 16, 2021

Badge Fucking

When someone attending a conference looks at another attendees badge to determine their worth.

Hey! Stop badge fucking me!

by samacmcbride April 5, 2021

Fuck Adjacent

Fuck adjacent - adjective

Definition: Having the potential emotional and reputational (and perhaps even STD) consequences of actual sexual activity without being actually penetrative or generally considered sexual activity.

For instance - “We didn’t have sex or even play ‘just the tip’, but it was fuck adjacent enough that had my man found out, it would have not been a good look.”

by FlyGirlFall October 18, 2021

fuck the brook

At Addison trail people use this slur against the school rival Willow Brook

Person: We just lost to the brook.
Person 2: oh yea fuck the brook

by DragonbornMatt September 11, 2016

Fuck stem

A noun to describe a person being closer to the root of a fuck.

"Don't be such a fuck stem"

by aGingerBeer December 31, 2008

scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016