turkish fart

When you try to sneak a fart out and it turns into messy surprise

Otto had to leave work early to change out his pants after squirting out a turkish fart

by malibulivin March 22, 2008

suck a fart

When things are going badly, or from bad to worse, you may be considered to be "sucking farts" or "sucking a fart";
generally have a shit time of it;

Man, we're so busy at work, i'm just sucking farts all day;
My team lost the grand final - suck a fart;

by Sally fart sucker October 3, 2008

fart nut

when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)

he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut

by slapapig September 23, 2003

fart fan

A practical joke in which the trickster places a fan, typically oscillating, near the person to be tricked. The trickster then walks by and farts into the fan thus blowing a not so fresh breeze of ass stink all over the victim.

When your mother comes over we'll have to give her a fart fan.

by Clint Warren June 14, 2007

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

fart taco

Name for an unfortunate vagina containing a redirected flatulence (fart)

I used to think she was hot till I opened that fart taco.

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

BRAIN FART

where you can't think of something, can't remember something

me: do you remember why you swirved when we were in the truck?
liza: no i am having a brain fart!
me: huh?
liza: i cant think/remember!
me: ohh
liza: it was so i didnt hit that turtle!

by Neelyk June 22, 2010