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David

A nigga who likes dick up his ass. He may or may not have a sibling named junior who he practices his rituals with
by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021
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Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.
"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"
by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022
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David

What’s a David? A David is the kind of guy who you’ll love and love with all your heart. David’s may seem like the weirdest choice love wise but when you get to know them you’ll fall in love quickly. David’s can make you laugh in your worst times, David’s can make you smile at a funeral. Just a David’s face will send waves of love and happiness through your body. David’s are the best person you’ll meet once you get to know them deep down. David’s are the kind of guy you’ll dream about every night and the kind of guy you’ll fantasize about. When a David loves you, you'll feel so important and so happy and loved. David’s are very funny too. I love my David with all my heart and I hope everyone gets to know a David and be loved by a David the same as I. David’s are truly someone special and once you have one you’ll have them for as long as you treat them right.
“Do you know David?”

“Have you seen that guy David?”

“I love David.”
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David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am
Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?
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David

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.
This is about David Bazuki.
by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025
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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.
"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"
by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020
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