funnel cake stand

A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.

Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.

Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.

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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!

Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.

by gingitsune23 June 25, 2010

strawbrerry short cake

when you bust in a girls face then procede to punch her in the nose drawing blood, then you rub in the blood with the cum

After Day Day busted in marias face he gave her a strawbrerry short cake.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

Holy buttfuck cakes

When a girl you think doesn't have big boobs, and then takes off her bra and has huge boobs

Brittany, the school nerd that I saw at a pool, and she has holy buttfuck cakes.

by Motherfucking 1 bitch April 12, 2015

alabama fudge cake

A massive sloppy turd that's all hot and steamy

Looks good enough to eat!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Caked in Crack Clay

When you have backed up fecal matter in your anal rim

After I ate a couple of burritos in da traps of 19 I had to relieve some anal goo and I had no tissue so I walked around with Caked in crack clay in my briefs!!!!!

by Dem 19 Boyz January 21, 2007

Bisexual Cake Flap

Nobody knows what it is. But when you see it; You will know.

Steven: "What the fuck is that?!?"

Jose: "I believe that is a Bisexual Cake Flap."
Steven: "So THATs what it looks like."

by soultaker2008 February 12, 2010

strawberry cheese cake

when someone yells out strawberry cheese cake and someone runs up pulls there pants down and fucks the other person in the ass, while cuming the asshole bleeds and it makes strawberry cheesecake.

I heard strawberry cheese cake in the other room and I seen kevin run as fast as he could with his pants down to his ankle.

by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008