Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 03, 2023

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Beaning

The act of re-filling a bean bag

Sally: Hey did you go for that BEANING appointment?
Shanty: I BEANED my beanbag yesterday.

by ZxxN May 02, 2023

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cheese beans mom

your can use your pumpkin pickle pie to make cheese beans mom for any special occasion

i love cheese beans mom on Sunday mornings

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

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Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!

Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!

by Scottietwattie August 07, 2015

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That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

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