Facebook Aspie

A Facebook friend who seems to have Aspergers when it comes to social interaction on Facebook. You can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you'll get no response. It's common Facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on Facebook with a response or a "like". Facebook Aspies refuse to do either of these things. Instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these Aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pricks and you should un-friend them immediately.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great picture."
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.

by Bilbo Baxter August 26, 2013

Facebookaphobe

Someone afraid to join Facebook due to their sub-prime computer skills.

I asked Carl to join Facebook and he said, "I don't have a comupter, They are stupid."

I asked Brandon, "What's up with that?"

And Hoshi added, "He's a Facebookaphobe"

by NunyaBizzy March 26, 2009

Facebook Twins

When someone sibling requests another person with the same birthday, only to realize that they would be twins.

Ben and Emily were listed as siblings on facebook, but then Ben remembered that they had the same birthday.
Ben-"Emily we are facebook twins!"
Emily-"OMG ur right!"

by hogi555 December 9, 2009

Facebook Corner

A term used to describe the intangible, perceived corners of Facebook. They do not actually exist - a popular misconception among Facebook users.

The edges of the screen are in fact NOT an example of Facebook Corners.

by Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook October 15, 2010

Facebook-Drama-queen

someone who aprrecites everythig excessively..and reacts to nearly evrything with expressions like "awwww" ,"so sweet"" ,"woooooow"...."love u" ,"Muuuah", " .

This Facebook-Drama-queen is really getting on my nerves with her silly comments on my updates.

by Garyadher October 29, 2011

Facebook-Drama-queen

Any girl who aprrecites everythig excessively..and reacts to nearly evrything with expressions like "awwww" ,"sweet"" ,"woooooow"...."love u" ,"Muuuah".

This Facebook-Drama-queen is really getting on my nerves with her silly comments on my updates.

by Garyadeher October 30, 2011

Facebook Newb Boob

One who is not yet acquainted with the ways and etiquette of facebook, (for example liking one's own status, commenting on one's own status before others comment, writing in all caps) A facebook newbie, if you will.

Wow, Sean is such a facebook newb boob.

She must be new to facebook, she is always newb boobing.

by Lorenzo in a Benzo February 5, 2010