by Ludwig van shit September 9, 2022

To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.
Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.
Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.
Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
by Amaris and Lilly October 13, 2012

Often confused with pajamas. The difference is sultle, but it's there. Sleeping pants are worn under work jeans in place of long johns when one is simply too lazy to change before work.
by Pepper Cleveland October 16, 2019

by bluemarz August 10, 2021

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
by TurntUp January 1, 2014

Brett's a real pants man.
by getstuffedthepairofyouse April 20, 2025
