No school day

October 27

Mom:go to school
You:it’s no school day
Mom:ok

by No tea no shade October 23, 2019

school is stupid

it makes you dumber and makes kids depressed

school is stupid because i said

by school is depressing October 29, 2019

Middle School

a pointless waist of time that causes depression due to your grades going to shit and people being dicks.

Mom-" yells at me for grades"
Me- " damn, i see why dad left, it just middle school, fuck off"

by JusTheFax. December 1, 2020

Indian School

the organization that asks you to pay for fucking 14yrs of your childhood

1st person- how's life
2nd person- I'm an "Indian school" student what do you expect?

by GamingG0d007 October 29, 2020

School computer

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!

by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021

new school

the opposite of old school

this is old school but this is new school

by oi hello there January 29, 2021

Haydon school

The most shiftiest school with the shiftiest teachers and the shiftiest food.
And every single teacher in there is a nonce who likes looking at little kids

Haydon school means it’s shit

by MR JONES THE NONCE February 2, 2021