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Sex for $400
I met her at a hotel and gave her 400 roses.
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The Rosebud 

The Rosebud is a stealthy maneuver preformed in a ninja like fashion. As you approach your target you turn your hand into a thumbs-up formation and deploy with the tip of the thumb thrusting towards the anus while simultaneously yelling Rosebud.
Hey Rick, the funniest thing happened yesterday. I was at the supermarket and the wife sent me back to grab something she forgot and as I caught up she was at the other end of the aisle bent right over looking shelf and give her the Rosebud. I yelled Rosebud so fucking loud and she screamed just as loud. Then moments later I heard Rosebud yelled out from a few aisles over followed by a spine tingling scream, then a man's voice says " oh fuck, I thought you were my wife."
The Rosebud by BigChief_164 December 27, 2024

hella Roseanne

Man, this bar crowd is hella Roseanne tonight. Is the monster truck rally still in town?
hella Roseanne by pdxeddie January 2, 2025

painting the white roses red 

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"

roughing the rosemary 

If you will excuse me, I need to go and start roughing the rosemary.

straight as an einstein rosen bridge 

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight