When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.
Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain
by RawnieJay December 16, 2020
Get the finance brainmug. The ultimate and greatest power of knowledge known to man... used in a way that no one has seen before. It is only rewarded to the most knowledgeable and almighty human beings who live on earth.
'Hadley answers an a-level maths question by Miss Bolton'
Bartek, Thomas and Matyi: 'Wow Hadley... you have so much BRAIN KNOWLEDGE'
Bartek, Thomas and Matyi: 'Wow Hadley... you have so much BRAIN KNOWLEDGE'
by teby the great November 23, 2022
Get the Brain Knowledgemug. A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.
Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.
Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.
by Timothy Laybiel October 9, 2025
Get the Train Brainmug. That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.
"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"
by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013
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