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Pocket Comedy

A hilarious web based comedy group.
Man, that Pocket Comedy is hilarious!
by Josh St.Denis March 30, 2009
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Hot pocket

Where one excretes on a females genitals and pushes it in with a penis or a dildo
Guy1: Bro I totally hot pocketed Lisa

Guy2: that’s kinda gross
by Youoyoyooyiy December 12, 2020
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Hot pocket

Act of pulling out than pooping into her vagina.
by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021
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pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 30, 2010
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"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
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nuggie pocket

Placing at least six chicken nuggets up ones vagina for storage and later consumption.
Made good use of that nuggie pocket
by DirtyLindz April 3, 2021
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