milk

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022

Milk

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.

Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?

by indetermite August 12, 2022

Milk Dud Stuffer

When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.

They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.

by The Assengers April 4, 2021

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017

Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar

“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”

by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

milking (content)

When someone is refering to a person milking a situation, they are talking about that person talking about it too much.

Woah, you are really milking (content) this drama for all it's worth!

by Bum willy master August 20, 2024

sweater milk

Breast Milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby

by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016