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Moist Michael

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A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'
by texas_lexus January 10, 2011
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george michael

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He may be homosexual, he may have been charged with an act of lewdness, but the man's musical talent shoots all of the negativity down in flames.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.
Great songs include 'As', the duet he did with Mary J. Blige, 'Fast Love', 'Outside' and many more.
by BadLieutenant September 28, 2004
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Pulling a Michael

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To attempt to leave a conversation, but to be pulled back again and again.
Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.

Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
by EoPhGsY November 18, 2010
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Dirty Michael

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When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.
Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao
by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022
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When A Car Has 23'' Rims.
DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006
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Hedge Michael

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A Pikey (English Irish Gypsy), that lives in a council house.
Brad Pitt's Character in "Snatch" is a Pikey. If his character lived in a council house. He would be therefore be known as a 'Hedge Michael'
by Timmmmmm May 19, 2007
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jean-michael mönke

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Jean-Michael Mönke is a awesome guy from philippines. He looks good, his style is lit and he's got a big dick. Also every girl wants to be his girlfriend because he is handsome,smart,single,a hypebeast,gentle,funny and just perfect.
Jean-Michael Mönke is perfect😍
by PiewDiePie December 31, 2016
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