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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Country boys make do

Comes from an image entitled "country girls make do", then adapted for boys. Implies gay men in the countryside, often in stereotypical places such as the southern United States, use objects such as corn for dildos.
"Just saw my buddy Josh rawdogging himself on an ear of corn."
"Country boys make do."
by Lamp_loving_moth June 7, 2024
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Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap
Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”
by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023
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man makes you food

He tryna make you his girl...
"Girl This man makes food for me in the morning and at night"... "Oh yeah you his girl because this man makes you food!!"
by juicyjkj August 23, 2023
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U make me wanna fart

Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.
person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*
by Mopeyy May 16, 2021
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