Caramel White Fudge Chocolate

When a White guy fucks a Black girl and an Indian girl at the same time.

Damn! Sheena, Annette, and Matt really are making some Caramel White Fudge Chocolate in that hotel room!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish

To lick a butthole.

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

by ferrance January 24, 2010

Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy

The name given to a wealthy, old, gay man who is dating a much younger gay man.

The only reason Bob is with that Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy is because he bought him that BMW!

by Donkeylips2 March 15, 2011

life was like a box of chocolates

Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.

Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!

by JaileyHones January 21, 2017

Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.

"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."

by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011

chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)

"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)

by votz January 3, 2012