Wet Lampshade

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

wet trench

Tacho WalletWet LettuceSausage Wallet

After watching Fifty shades of Grey her vagina was like a wet trench

by CU1092 May 22, 2018

Wet Triangle

When ish cant play codenames

That guy is being a wet triangle

by gjnfgjfv February 25, 2022

Wet Charlie

Like a wet willy, but in the nose

Im gonna give you a wet charlie if you give me a wet willy

by Wetcharliegiver April 1, 2025

wet tailing

Its when you piss on someone's dick, and they fuck you in the ass with it..

Are you in there wet tailing it again?

by JasonMan November 22, 2013

Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023

waters not wet

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021