Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I
I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I
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Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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