Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

Gok two

Gok wan's slightly larger brother

"That gok two is a bit portly, maybe he should wear more flatteringly subtle colour combinations"

by Drydentested81 September 5, 2013

sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.

Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.

by stinkbloom November 5, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

Two-tier Keir

A term used to refer to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in reference to his preferential treatment of racial minorities and immigrants.

A Rwandan murdered three little girls in Southport and, instead of him, Two-tier Keir is arresting Brits who don't think importing the third world is good for their country.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024

deep day two

When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.

John just deep day two'd and now we need to carry him home.

by Youeh UCB July 30, 2009