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Ella hot pocket

Ella is a hot kitten who loves doing Hawaiian hot pockets with me
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022
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Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket
Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.
by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016
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utility pocket

A hot pocket with multiple uses. First the Vallie creature fucks it, using the marinara sauce as a gentle lube. After the hot pocket has been fucked it is then consumed, resulting in a multi use hot pocket.
I fucked the utility pocket in my hentai filled shame dungeon.
by #Hashtagtherealmcqueen December 11, 2016
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left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man
by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024
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NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024
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