clown fart

A completely random sentence, or verse, with no validity.

"The Hakshoome toy recycling, and plastic fork manufacturing plant in Alberta." is a clown fart.

by Grim Realisation October 4, 2009

Fart-pounder

See 'Faggot'
To be a 'Poo-Pusher' or a butt fucking homo

"Johnny's such a fart-pounder, I hate that faggot"

by Derek Crowther March 7, 2007

Beluga Fart

Usaully when waking up in the morning, you expel a massive amount of compact gas. It usaully is quite loud, wet, massive, and stinky. Usaully lasts for more than 4 seconds.

"Geez what's that smell?"

"Oh shit sorry, I just had a big beluga!"

by Rods March 30, 2005

Face Fart

A belch that has a reached stink, almost the smell of an anal fart. Usually occurs at bars when eating chicken wings and guzzling beer.

Matt belched at the bar when Joe replied "Gross! Face Fart! Go see a doctor, that isn't natural."

by das ungeheuer January 14, 2009

brain-fart

An unwarranted interjection in an otherwise controlled environment.

Teacher: So you see, we now have only three weeks before the biology exams.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.

by John Boon April 23, 2005

fart sack

The cover sheet on your mattress.

When doing the laudry today, don't forget to wash the fart sack.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

turkish fart

When you try to sneak a fart out and it turns into messy surprise

Otto had to leave work early to change out his pants after squirting out a turkish fart

by malibulivin March 22, 2008