Slap Ass Month

This month is for ass slapping you're allowed to slap mandem ass only, no girl is allowed to get ass slapped
This can only be in February 2020

Girl: Its slap ass month let's go slap mandem ass booty
Boys: We better do ten toes before they grab our ass

(Grab ass month can only be in February 2020) ( no grabbing of ass, slapping only )

by I'mNigerianbutidonotdo419 February 04, 2020

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invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 07, 2004

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Slap-up meal

1) A very cheap, and fatty, meal.
2) A takeaway from your local 'cafe'.

1) I feel like making a slap-up meal tonight.
2)I'm going to ring the Chinese shop and order a takeaway.

by Clean¦Writer November 02, 2008

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Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.

person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 07, 2023

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