chicken sandwich

the act of murder in a resturant

bruh ur mom just pulled a chicken sandwich

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Sandwich

A sandwich is a food invented by humans that consists of two bits if bread, and something in the middle. A sandwich disappears after one use.

“Hey Johnathan! Steven made me a sandwich last week to celebrate the end of the week, wanna come?” Said Oogway

“Ok I’ll come! I hope they taste nice.” Said Johnathan.

by Kermitdagoodlookinfrog March 4, 2021

Tequila sandwich

It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!

Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!

by Cj456 November 9, 2020

Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

Poopalda sandwich

Cut nicole Burek in half

Add poop between halves

I had a Poopalda sandwich last night

That shit was ass

by Bigfrenchman September 14, 2021

Sandwich Tech

shittest school ever, honestly terrible

Hey Tracey Savage what is it like managing sandwich tech school?
Shit

by KevsCafe October 15, 2023

Bad Sandwich

When something is morally, physically or metaphorically just not right. That’s bad sandwich.

“I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”

“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”

by M4xx November 12, 2023