Pulling A Tejeda

1) The act of saying your are either going or on your way. Only to bail 45 minutes to an hour later with some random excuse.

2) The Act of telling your boys y'all need to go out and chill to be the one who bails after being the one to set it up.

Examples of Pulling a Tejeda
1) 5:00pm- Bro I'm on my way now wait for me.

5:01-5:59pm no responses to texts.
6:00pm-Bro sorry I can't make it something came up.

2) Monday- Brah we need to go grab some wings or beers on Thursday. Let get there early though like 8:30pm.

8:45 Day of- Brah can't go my (Fill in the space with son, wife, or random family) needs me. We been planned it.

by Pulling A Tejeda January 9, 2017

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Pulling an Andy

Not showing up to school to avoid a class you don't like; Ditching school to play over-watch and band-wagoning the Golden State Warrior.

"Damn, Josh is pulling an Andy today because of gym."

by warriorsRtrash January 16, 2017

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Pull a Drake

Plan a date, lets you buy an outfit and cancel your plans so you can see me.

Just so i can cancel you to tell you i wanna be the best version of me when i see you...

Imma pull a drake on you

by FoshoLorry January 25, 2017

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pull straws

When two men stand face to face diсks out rock hard. Man with the shortest penis loses the battle.

Ok boys, drop your pants and pull straws. Shortest is the loser and has to hold the camera.

by ADANKFART January 14, 2020

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Pulling a Corbyn

Going into a task with unwarranted confidence and bravado and falling flat on your face.

"I can build this ikea wardrobe in a hour" 4 hours later as you have a mental breakdown you think to yourself "Im pulling a Corbyn, should have just paid for the assembly service".

by Bojo1 January 15, 2020

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