Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man August 6, 2015

marshmallow nuts

A over weight male who is a pussy.

Be carfull what you say around him cas he has marshmallow nuts

by L to the mother fucking T August 27, 2009

Pumpkin Nut

The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.

I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!

by JFrischizzleYonizzle November 24, 2016

Gorilla Nuts

One who has large testicles.

What's up Gorilla Nuts? Did you get up in 'ol girl last night?

by Incredible Houck October 9, 2008

kick in the nuts

When someone (typically a girl) uses any part of their leg to strike a kick to someone's nuts or balls. Their leg could be any part of if, such as their thicc ass thighs, or foot.

1.(kick in the nuts, for fun) Addison Rae kicked her boyfriend in the balls because she enjoyed the satisfying feeling.

2. (kick in the nuts, for revenge) For cheating, Addison kicked him between the legs, kicking him in the nuts.

by addisonre May 18, 2021

Yung Nut

A young man with some nice sperm and good rhymes. Will out rap you any day.

Hey yung nut will you be my sperm donor.

by Yungnutnate February 6, 2022