ES-Penis

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

by xxxphitzc420xxx July 12, 2009

Pencil Penis

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

by Mat rob November 25, 2016

penis in the castle

A penis that lives and rules over a castle and a kingdom, whose main goal is to slay the vaginas in caves that terrorize the citizens of his kingdom. The first such penis appeared in Britain in 1543, when the great King Asshole left his kingdom in the hands of his grandson, the Penis, instead of his son, the Taint. The penis then successfully fought off the French army, thus creating the legend that we revere to this day.

All bow before the great penis in the castle.

by George Swealey March 19, 2008

penis people

people who have penises everywhere growing on there body

look at that guy he has penises all over him and so does his wife, there penis people

by K.A.L.E June 23, 2011

penis pop

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks

dude today in lunch i got a penis pop

by spying cow October 18, 2006

penis tricks

The act of using the penis and/or balls to form different animals or objects. Some common tricks are the goat, bat wing, rat brain, and bubble gum.

Want to see some penis tricks

by A-Dog69 February 28, 2014

Penis Guilt

When you have sex with a woman, but have no intention of dating her at all. The actual guilt comes in when you encounter this random piece of ass much later, and while thinking of the sex, can;t think of anything to say. You walk away with a boner and a feeling in your stomach that your a horrible person.

"Damn dude, remember Danielle? I ran into her the other day out in front of Trader Joes, and she just kept going on and on, but i couldn;t get her to STFU. It was a serious moment of penis guilt.

What did you do?

Went inside, bought some malomars and went on with my day."

by MagusJ September 27, 2009