a person who has no future, has two felony charges, has no means of trasnportation, distributes illegal drugs, someone that is with a chick with a kid by a different guy
by BCT<3 September 25, 2010
Get the low life loser mug.When the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.
Convicted murderer to public defender: "You did nothin' for me man... I'll spend my entire life in prison!"
Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"
Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"
by UD Reader January 8, 2010
Get the life-lie sentence mug.Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."
Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.
You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.
You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.
by a.wizzy December 11, 2010
Get the pie my life mug.1. Leading a life that is less mainstream; living off the grid or withdrawing from daily activities
2. Having a laid back life, free of worry.
2. Having a laid back life, free of worry.
"Hey, know where Sam's been the past week?"
"He's been at home beatin' off, eating chips, and watching 80's sci-fi. Livin' life on the B-side."
"You know, ever since I've started living on the b-side, I learned to really enjoy shoe-gaze and playing Backgammon."
"He's been at home beatin' off, eating chips, and watching 80's sci-fi. Livin' life on the B-side."
"You know, ever since I've started living on the b-side, I learned to really enjoy shoe-gaze and playing Backgammon."
by MoneV October 28, 2013
Get the Life on the B-Side mug.When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.
Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.
by Drew714 July 19, 2016
Get the Life Philosophy Boner mug.some one who is always there for you never pushes you around and is there for you always when you need it or not,they will come when your down or at 12 @ night to make sure your okay and someone who never looses hope for you.
by rose2984 April 11, 2019
Get the Best friend for life mug.Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 22, 2016
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