co-third-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-3C-in-law.

My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

law

a suggestion

i broke the law yesterday but it’s no biggie

by thottie911 May 20, 2020

stepniece-in-law

1- Stepnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepniece.

stepniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1

person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig

by Scyye (discord) November 30, 2023

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Meza Law Group; boutique, global, relentless, law gods.

by mmeza_esq November 24, 2021