Japsycho

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006

happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

Straight Jacket Friend

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.

After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.

by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011

Ahn Jaehyo

Cross bred child of a Pikachu and Koala bear
His cross bred is hidden carefully but is shown on one of the MTV Match Up episodes

A: Where is Ahn Jaehyo
B: Climbing trees and stuff afterall he is a cross bred child of a koala and a pikachu

by mental breaker January 18, 2013

kelsen-jaye

a skillful person gets all the girls he will also help you out when your feeling down.

Kelsen-Jaye is a person who has many skills and will help you out.

by gkals March 1, 2017

hee jae

The most beautiful persom in the world. People that have this name are said to ahieve a high position in society anf are known to be extremely talented in every category

Hee Jae is the Ceo of godly land

by Ahahai28 April 13, 2017